[dispatches]

  • Whistling past the graveyard yet again.

    Whistling past the graveyard yet again.

    Crack the Pinot and stuff one more week in the pine box.

  • Boiling Water Backwards

    Boiling Water Backwards

    Give it up for the two-legged palindrome
    Who says he means what he says what he means
    So transparent that nothing is there
    And man he's scripted a eulogy for your demise
    He attends funerals like a court of appeals
    A hoarder of truth that never escapes
    It comes out the same way it went in
    He speaks with an orifice we've never seen

    And you can taste his sulfur and methane
    In his haggard dusk as they flare
    Like fireflies hitting the Tito's
    And then he'll share his plate
    With you as a warning and a threat
    He offers up his body and blood
    While dessert is a Walgreens prescription
    With an apéritif of therapy

  • Yet Another Way to Move Out

    Yet Another Way to Move Out

    You hung a tiger from your jeep's rear view 
    mirror and a spring wreath from the door
    and left his workboots on the stoop

    for months. You suspended silence
    on the steps as we passed and your quiet
    of arrival succumbed to your quiet

    of regret. You hung out on the porch
    down on Edisto and gazed out on waves
    as you dangled at the first step into life

    When your father loaded your wreath left
    on the stairway rail, you departed
    and a lone boot choked out your note

  • Blowing a Tire To Be Rescued By The Oddfellows

    Blowing a Tire To Be Rescued By The Oddfellows

    How did it come to this at that gutted Shell
    by the side of the road, doing improv for the Angus
    over the fence and the citizens without mufflers

    You cough up quarters of dead air and ask bystanders
    for Baja Blasts as the Clown Car of three-link chains
    canters up to the curb and spills its staggered harlequins

    For something akin to a rescue
  • Start Back Somewhere

    Start Back Somewhere

    When a man’s chasing you with a gun, you just run – You don’t turn back and shout ‘Give it up! I was a track star at Mineola Prep!’

    • Frank O’Hara, Personism: A Manifesto
  • Fuck You. I’m Millwall

    Fuck You. I’m Millwall

    We tend the garden across multiple states
    And the rows follow us down the I
    As we outrun a harvest we’ll never bear

    The rabbits don’t know what’s in store
    As they teem the pen and test the mesh
    Like Millwall hooligans

    And as husbands we both pet and riot
    But we only vandalize the map
    And only soothe diners as they cuddle us

    They tell us that there’s a great place
    Two exits up, but to get there
    You’ll have to throw on your chains

  • voici.

    All right. Let’s figure out this thang.

  • As if Stalked by the Gideons

    As if Stalked by the Gideons

    Nobody will mistake you for the pizza man
    now, although they still hunger as you blaze by
    in your ill-advised Audi engineering miracle

    Your burnt rubber is an illegible signature
    on the death warrant of a stricken docent
    who demands the head of Alfredo Garcia

    Maybe if you hunker in this well-appointed box
    that overlooks your lifestyle in the parking
    lot, your room tidied to your satisfaction by Dot

    Maybe if you try all the drawers, you will find
    one without a testament - No informant,
    no safe, no one-page notepad, no black balled socks

    No green-grained epistle
    Less a stolen Book of Job